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June 2, 2011 update
A few hot days
here so decided to go water skiing. Beuamadine sed I was a
fruitcake but she did fly the plane ok for me.
LOL
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May 15, 2011 update
Did you know
that hickies are trailer park barcodes???
LOL
I saw one the
other day that had 1 toothmark and chewing tobacco stains on
it. Now that's funny as Larry the Cable Guy would
say.
April 25, 2011 update
Sorry for
lack of updates here. I am heavily involved in the Rare Coin
market and Bullion markets. See JERRY'S
COIN SHOP
Silver has
been skyrocketing and I have been on the road traveling to
pick up loads of silver for customers. Sold over 500 ounces
last week and it has kept me busy. Got more to go pick up
later today. Hope you understand. Will try to update more
often in the future. If you are a coin collector or investor
we have many nice coins on our website
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Crazy Ernie
bought Beumadine 2 toothbrushes for Easter. Beaumadine said:
"Why 2 toothbrushes?" Ernie said: "One for each
tooth."
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February 9, 2011 update
Crazy
Ernies strange BUT
TRUE
story
In the next
year or so you will see lots of nuts like this one carrying
signs
saying the World is coming to an end. Below is a very
strange story of something
that happened to Crazy Ernie.
CRAZY ERNIE
sez: We all know,
as it has been published many times, that according to
writings in Aztec and Peruvian cultures that the world as we
know it will all end on December 21, 2012. It has been
written on cave walls 1000's of years ago that
12-21-2012
is it ... THE
END. Many
people believe this to be a fact and are preparing for it.
Many people will live it up, give their earthly possessions
away and do lots of stupid things working up to that date.
What is your
thoughts???
CRAZY ERNIES true
story: About 15-16
years ago, around 1995, I was reading a National Enquirer
magazine and came across an article that claimed it could
project when YOU were going to die. The article had lots of
questions to answer to figure out when your last day on
earth would be. Questions like: 1) Do you smoke? 2)What is
the month, day and date of your birth? 3)How old was your
mother and dad when they died? 4)Do you drink alcohol and
how much? 5)How many auto accidents have you been in? 6)How
tall are you? 7)How much do you weigh?. There were about 50
questions in all and at the end you were given a formula to
figure out your date of death. Guess what ...
MINE WAS
12-21-2012.
Yup, the exact same date as the Mayans, Aztecs and others
predicted the world will end. My first thought then was ...
does it come out to the same date for everyone???? Soooooo,
I did it 3-4 more times using some friends information. The
dates ALL came out different. Hmmmm. That really had me
surprised and even today I think about the weirdness of
it.
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